Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о работе

В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему работы.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Cannon's Law

No project was ever completed on time and within budget.

Cheops Law

People are always available for work in the past tense.

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labour

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.

Lane Kirkland

We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people.

Christie Brinkley

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker.

Caroll O'Connor

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.

Lao Tzu

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Bertrand Russel

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Jerome K. Jerome

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