Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о работе
В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему работы.
HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Anonymous
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Edgar Bergen
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
Anonymous
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double Your Garbage Back.
Gargage Truck
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em,
Certainly, I can!
Then get busy and find out how to do it.
Theodore Roosevelt
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Anonymous
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one.
Clarence Darrow
The world is divided into people who do things - and people who get the credit.
Dwight Morrow
The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
Bove's Theorem