Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о жизни

В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему жизни.

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

Sholom Aleichem

There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

Lawrence Welk

You know, it's a long world.

Lawrence Welk

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly - because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.

Michael Caine

Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.

Moms Mabley

It's possible, you can never know, that the universe exists only for me. If so, it's sure going well for me, I must admit.

Bill Gates

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Will Rogers

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Mark Twain

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Mark Twain

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.

Lao Tzu

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