Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о языке

В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему языка.

My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.

Billy Wilder

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley

In my sentences I go where no man has gone before… I am a boon to the English language.

George W. Bush

Introducing 'Lite' - The new way to spell 'Light', but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

Jerry Seinfield

Even now a team of linguists is at work translating Don Revie's writings on the game (of football) from the original gibberish into Arabic.

Michael Parkinson

English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for the children of Texas.

Miriam A. Ferguson

When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly, I think any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.

Henry David Thoreau

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.

Carl Sandburg

In two words, im possible.

Samuel Goldwyn

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