Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о еде
В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему еды.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner
Shredded cabbage goes great with shredded carrots and mayonnaise.
Cole's Law
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
Ambrose Bierce
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Erma Bombeck
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Wallace Irwin
It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would.
Kate Moss
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
Johnny Carson
McDonalds announced it's considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn't it?
Jay Leno
I love Thanksgiving turkey… it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Most vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children. A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. (The Bachelor Home Companion.)
P. J. O'Rourke