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	Смешные высказывания и цитаты на английском языке о еде В разделе представлены юмористические цитаты и смешные высказывания на тему еды. It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams
 	I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen
 	The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. Woody Allen
 	American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. Dave Barry
 	Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. Dave Barry
 	'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. Dave Barry
 	Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz
 	You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times. Morley Safer
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